Redneck Spoon

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso