Redneck Spoon
Bubba sets the table with cut cutlery
QuotaBillsDiet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
Only the spoon knows the pot's sorrows. - Don Orsati
When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra
Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. - Italian Proverb
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher
She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin
What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com