Redneck Stairs
Gets better the longer you 'stair' at it
QuotaBillsThere is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon
A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong