Remote Outdoors
Outdoor living at its finest in Saskatchewan
QuotaBillsI used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim