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Resignation Letter

Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in

Dear Boss: I'm resigning effective immediately! The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before coming to work and realized I don't feel like working anymore. See for yourself...
Resignation Letter thanks to Jim Serritella

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

True generosity is too frequently eaten up by prosperity and riches. - Ellen G White

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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