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Resignation Letter

Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in

Dear Boss: I'm resigning effective immediately! The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before coming to work and realized I don't feel like working anymore. See for yourself...
Resignation Letter thanks to Jim Serritella

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

To have what we want is riches; but to be able to do without is power. - George Macdonald

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide


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