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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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