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Robbie Knievel Tickets

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I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) Event at the Ford Center next weekend in Glendale AZ, if anybody wants them. Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.
Robbie Knievel Tickets thanks to Mike King

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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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