Robbie Knievel Tickets
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I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) Event at the Ford Center next weekend in Glendale AZ, if anybody wants them. Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Biden supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.
QuotaBillsPolitics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden