Roller Coaster Skiing
Some jobs come with extra-high perks
It was Jared's job to check that the line was clear
QuotaBillsCross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright
He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn
Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington
My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra
Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey
Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer... - Archie Bunker
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton