Rolling Bench

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A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

A throne is only a bench covered in velvet. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Doughnuts: 1. Rolling Scones; 2. The only nuts with holes in them. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott