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Rolling Shoes

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Rolling Shoes thanks to Karen Moore

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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