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Safe Swimming

Recycled life jackets - latest in Middle East beach safety

Safe Swimming thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Poor man's life jacket

A soda a day keeps the sharks away

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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