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Safest Restaurant In The World

Sandwich safety in Asheville, North Carolina

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Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

In crises the most daring course is often safest. - Robert Kennedy

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be. - Norman Mailer

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers. - Unknown

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences. - Ruth Benedict

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Platitudes are safe, because they're easy to wink at, but truth is something else again. - Hunter S. Thompson

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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