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Sailing Duck

When a duck takes a ferry crossing

Sailing Duck thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

Quake: Fearful duck call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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