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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

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Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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