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Sand Faces thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Our faces become our biographies. - Cynthia Ozick

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis


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