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Santa Marathon

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Santa Marathon thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Marathon runners set explicit goals. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grit is living life like it's a marathon, not a sprint. - Angela Duckworth

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

You can run a sprint or you can run a marathon, but you can't sprint a marathon. - Ryan Holmes

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration. - Sally Phillips

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The word 'hackathon' was born out of 'marathon' for a reason. It's exhausting. - Neil Blumenthal

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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