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Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

Putting the fun back in traffic citations

Scratch-Off Parking Tickets thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A winner never whines. - Paul Brown

A winner never stops trying. - Tom Landry

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The only thing greater than a good loser is a humble winner. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

The most distinguishing feature of winners is their intensity of purpose. - Alymer Letterman

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. - Dennis Waitley

If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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