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Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

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Scratch-Off Parking Tickets thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

There'll be only one winner now - in every sense. - David Coleman

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

The only thing greater than a good loser is a humble winner. - Unknown

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. - Dennis Waitley

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

A winner rebukes and forgives; a loser is too timid to rebuke and too petty to forgive. - Sydney J Harris

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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