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Scuba Diving Sucks

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Scuba Diving Sucks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

Why don't you take a high dive into the clam drip? - Archie Bunker

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

If I see something sagging, bagging, and dragging, I'm going to nip it, tuck it, and suck it. - Dolly Parton

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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