QuotaBillsJust keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker
There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito
My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson
Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Why don't you take a high dive into the clam drip? - Archie Bunker
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake
The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
If I see something sagging, bagging, and dragging, I'm going to nip it, tuck it, and suck it. - Dolly Parton
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx
I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com