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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson