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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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