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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn


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