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Shell Sink

Next best thing to being at the beach

Shell Sink thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How to get closer to the ocean

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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