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Shell Sink

Next best thing to being at the beach

Shell Sink thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How to get closer to the ocean

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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