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Shoulder Tattoo

Post-operative shoulder surgery without the pain

Shoulder Tattoo thanks to Mike King

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Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Find a shoulder to cry on, but not just any shoulder. - Lewis Schiff

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

He's a well-balanced individual - he has a chip on each shoulder. - Unknown

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

Shoulder Strap: A device for keeping an attraction from becoming a sensation - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway


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