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Don't look down!

Side Walk thanks to Keith Blake

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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