Sidetracked Baby

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker