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Sidetracked Baby thanks to Keith Blake

When time on dry land is short

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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Laxative Cream Pie

Tea Lights

Modern Stick Family

Florida's Retired Bikers

Arm and Leg Chair

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Time Flies

Dunce Hat

Father's Day Selfie

New Arrival

Helping Hands In The Stands

Invisible Patient

Cellfie

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