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Sidewalk Pickpocket

How tourists tip park performers

Sidewalk Pickpocket thanks to Keith Blake

Masquerading as the sidewalk clowns

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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