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Sidewalk Pickpocket

How tourists tip park performers

Sidewalk Pickpocket thanks to Keith Blake

Masquerading as the sidewalk clowns

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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