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When 'No Diving' is merely an invitation

Sign Model thanks to Keith Blake

Who made the first 'No Diving' sign?

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

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To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

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The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

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The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

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I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

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