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Skateboard Stairs

When choosing the best landing spot is important

Skateboard Stairs thanks to Keith Blake

Lineups here always start at the top

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Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

In skateboarding, you're never bigger than the streets. - Rob Dyrdek

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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