Slept On The Tire
Retread tire options for pets
QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain