Slingshot Shoes

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze