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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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