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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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