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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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