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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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