QuotaBillsIce Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com