Sports Hernias

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer