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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki