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Sports Hernias thanks to Mel Hardman

Sports Hernias thanks to Mel Hardman

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A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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