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Sports Hernias thanks to Mel Hardman

Sports Hernias thanks to Mel Hardman

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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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