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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

Time to say goodbye to winter!

Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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