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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

Time to say goodbye to winter!

Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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