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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

Time to say goodbye to winter!

Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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