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Squirrel Bagpipes

One of the nine pipers piping - blowing in the New Year

Squirrel Bagpipes thanks to Mel Hardman

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Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

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The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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