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Staff Teeth

Will missing teeth lead to missing customers?

Staff Teeth thanks to Mike King

Company's new in-dentured plan for employees

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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