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Staff Teeth

Will missing teeth lead to missing customers?

Staff Teeth thanks to Mike King

Company's new in-dentured plan for employees

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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