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Staff Teeth thanks to Mike King

Company's new in-dentured plan for employees

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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