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Staff Teeth

Will missing teeth lead to missing customers?

Staff Teeth thanks to Mike King

Company's new in-dentured plan for employees

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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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