Stairway Repair
How to turn yourself into a Ladder Day Saint
Bubba's scaffolding leaves you on a real high
QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown
Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley