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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley