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Stairway Repair

How to turn yourself into a Ladder Day Saint

Stairway Repair thanks to Barry McCartney

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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