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Standard & Poor's Downgrade

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Standard & Poor's Downgrade thanks to Mel Hardman

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. - Friedrich Von Hayek

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot admire them. - Oscar Wilde

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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