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Standard & Poor's Downgrade

Stock market slide based on Dow'r Jones

Standard & Poor's Downgrade thanks to Mel Hardman

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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