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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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