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Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

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Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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