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Stealth Cat

Can you find the cat in this picture?

Stealth Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

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Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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