Stop And Smell The Flowers

At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? - Erma Bombeck

Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each is to succeed. - Corita Kent

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer Simpson

Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers. - Leigh Hunt

since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you...
and kisses are a better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. - e e cummings

The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave. - Vivian Vande Velde