QuotaBillsSpilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - George Carlin
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett
Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream. - W S Gilbert
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
I'm against a homogenized society, because I want the cream to rise. - Robert Frost
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lot of people think Passover just means you can't eat bread. But it's so much more than that. I love ice cream, but it has corn syrup in it, so I can't eat it. - Marsha Cohen
Boston is the cream of the crops of the marathon world. It has such history that you feel such honor just being a part of it. All the other races have pacers to get you to a Boston qualifying time. - Summer Sanders
I never waited for my Irish Cream coffee to be the right temperature, with a storm happening outside and my fireplace crackling... I wrote every day, at home, in the office, whether I felt like it or not. - Stephen J. Cannell