Straight From The Cow

Spilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - George Carlin

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream. - W S Gilbert

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I'm against a homogenized society, because I want the cream to rise. - Robert Frost

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people think Passover just means you can't eat bread. But it's so much more than that. I love ice cream, but it has corn syrup in it, so I can't eat it. - Marsha Cohen

Boston is the cream of the crops of the marathon world. It has such history that you feel such honor just being a part of it. All the other races have pacers to get you to a Boston qualifying time. - Summer Sanders

I never waited for my Irish Cream coffee to be the right temperature, with a storm happening outside and my fireplace crackling... I wrote every day, at home, in the office, whether I felt like it or not. - Stephen J. Cannell