QuotaBillsGin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - George Carlin
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream. - W S Gilbert
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons
My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me. - Claiborne Pell
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What makes me happy is just curling up with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream. - Taylor Swift
A lot of people think Passover just means you can't eat bread. But it's so much more than that. I love ice cream, but it has corn syrup in it, so I can't eat it. - Marsha Cohen
Boston is the cream of the crops of the marathon world. It has such history that you feel such honor just being a part of it. All the other races have pacers to get you to a Boston qualifying time. - Summer Sanders
I never waited for my Irish Cream coffee to be the right temperature, with a storm happening outside and my fireplace crackling... I wrote every day, at home, in the office, whether I felt like it or not. - Stephen J. Cannell