Structural Books
These books are RED and not meant to be READ
Books for not reading
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Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher
History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace
A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper
I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton
A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx
There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody
If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias
The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx
I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas