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Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

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Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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