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Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Quota: Someone who likes to report other people's speech - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela


Dragon Playground

Redneck Boat Ramp

Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope

Urleen

Carry On or Carrion?

Selfie Pilot

Monarch Butterflies - Starting a Monarchy

Air Couch

Europe Road Trip

Thongthing Special

Nighttime Graffiti

Baby Formula

Kid Suction

Redneck Moving Truck

Critter Control

Lost Dog

Nail Chair

Looking For Something?

Yellow Pet

Race Break

Fuse Bypass

Good Boy

British Tea Party

Roadside Assistance