Structural Books

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot