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Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

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Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler


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