#1 humor site on the 'net

Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

QuotaBills
Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


One

Amish Smart Car

This Rocks

Arch Support

Tired Of Snow

Drowning Danger in the Dead Sea

World Peas

Tired Truck

Harmacy

Redneck Cotter Pin

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Guitar Scooter

1947 X-ray Machine

Grouchy German

Knock Hard

Economy Flight Plan

Canadian Car Crash

Recipe Holder

Seuss Army Knife

Dustpan Waterfall

Pita Pan

Drum Kit Chandelier

TP Roll Art

Shark Circles