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Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

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I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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