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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

If in doubt, paddle out. - Nat Young

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller


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