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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Force always attracts men of low morality. - Albert Einstein

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination. - Carl von Clausewitz

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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