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The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force. - Lao Tzu

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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