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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force. - Lao Tzu

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

We have reason on our side and, therefore, force, though so far we have used force with moderation. - Miguel Primo de Rivera

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. - Oscar Wilde

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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