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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

If it goes, it goes. Don't force it. - Yiddish proverb

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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