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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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