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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson


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