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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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