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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

What could we do? There was a reign of terror. - Nikita Krushchev

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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