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Sushi Motorcycle

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Sushi Motorcycle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcycle with a shrimp scale rating

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain


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