Tail Support

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison