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Tail Support

Grooming on the Serengeti Plains

Tail Support thanks to Keith Blake

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Rattlesnake: Tattle tail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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