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Tail Support

Grooming on the Serengeti Plains

Tail Support thanks to Keith Blake

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Rattlesnake: Tattle tail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch


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