Tail Support
Grooming on the Serengeti Plains
QuotaBillsA zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera
Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory
The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder
Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin
Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker
There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell
The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie
Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono
There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell
Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault
Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison