QuotaBillsI wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown
Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown
Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah
I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away. - Debbi Fields
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright