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Texas Cow Cleaner

Bubba provides mooving hairstyles for his cattle

Texas Cow Cleaner thanks to Keith Blake

Manicure for Daisy

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Vacuum Cleaner: 1. A sonic broom; 2. A broom with a stomach. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

You're a woman who's been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night. - Groucho Marx

There are two ways to wash the dishes. The first is to wash the dishes in order to have clean dishes, and the second is to wash the dishes in order to wash the dishes. - Thich Nhat Hanh


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