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Texas Drought

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Texas Drought thanks to Mike King

Texas Drought thanks to Mike King

Texas Drought thanks to Mike King

Texas Drought thanks to Mike King

Texas Drought thanks to Mike King

I think I'll just stay home...

These pictures were taken in Palo Duro Canyon, West Texas on July 7, 2011 at a ranch by a cowboy looking for stray cattle. For you folks that are not educated on rattlesnakes, this generally only happens in the spring when they come out of the den and the weather is warm enough for them to sun. The cowboy thinks the drought is so bad in West Texas that the rattlesnakes are not going far from the den, and they’re returning daily.

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. - Jessamyn West

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

I defended the republic in my youth; I will not desert it in old age. - Cicero

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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