Texas Rain Gauge

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump