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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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